The boys in jail:
- Louis: BITCH let me tell you one thing. Guys with faces like yours do not hit on guys with asses like mine. Bitch I will cut you. #2fab4jail I HOPE you are not checking out my $20,000 designer pants with the Dolce&Gabbana jacket, I will personally take your first born child *z formation finger snap*
- Harry: LOUIS BABY I JUST WANT SEX THAT'S ALL I WANT. GET AWAY FROM ME EW IS THAT A VAGINA OHMYGOD LORD SAVE MY SOUL. At least I can tweet "my cheese sandwich was nice". Yeah, that's a pretty good update on my day today. *proceeds to take a black and white instagram picture captioned 'I got no BARS on my phone service. haha geddit .. because.. bars'*
- Liam: I am terrible sorry sir, there must be a misunderstanding, please let us out, let us discuss this in a civil manner. Do you want my flashing toothbrush? You can have it. Oh, and you, sir with the tattoos, do not touch me that way, I don't think I am comforta--I'm sorry was that too mean, wow I need to reevaluate my life, I am ruining people's souls, here's a foot massage to make it up.
- Zayn: Home sweet home. *tweets* "Sometimes life offers you choices of which you have no guidance over, all we can do it close our eyes and enjoy the rush of existence, or it may pass us by. aha :) xx"
- Niall: Was da craiccc hahahah--what is this shit. Where's my caviar with chilled gazpacho or pureed vegetable soup, garnished with basil or a sprig of cilantro and served in individual containers already divided into the correct portions?? Peas with water is not acceptable in horanland.
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Harry: Falls to his death
Louis: Faints like a sassy queen
Liam: Falls gracefully
Niall: Plop
Zayn: Oh, were falling now? Hold on, I need to look sexy and strike a pose
(Source: harryhug)
this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t. the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx
if you dont reblog this i have no respect for you. help save a child’s life.
this literally breaks my heart
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
(Source: livingitindie)
The best gif known to mankind
fly away niall…
There should be a ton of notes.
